" covered wagons "

 [ "cover wagon" ]

1: Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!

  * e.g.,  ... Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him 

 [ "covered wagon" ]

1: When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.

  * e.g.,  ... How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe? 

 [ "covered wagon" ]

1: The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

  * e.g.,  ... You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven. 

 [ "covered wagon" ]

1: Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.

  * e.g.,  ... Anil Anne has a covered wagon. 

 [ "Covered wagon" ]

1: A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!

  * e.g.,  ... I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon 

 [ "covered wagon" ]

1: While in a car, you rip ass and lock all windows so all passengers have to smell your fart and then you say,"covered wagon!"

  * e.g.,  ... Scrappy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,"covered wagon!" 

 [ "covered wagon" ]

1: A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.

  * e.g.,  ... An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs. 

 [ "Covered Wagon" ]

1: A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief. 2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.

  * e.g.,  ... "did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!" 

 [ "covered wagon" ]

1: when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

  * e.g.,  ... I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm 

 [ "covered wagon" ]

1: When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

  * e.g.,  ... I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed